The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!