The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to die.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Grass eating

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to fart mace

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!