The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to smell poop

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The abilty to go through water.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to pee poop

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to kill yourself

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the power to become retarded

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!