- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see things with your eyes open

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to tickle your own feet.

the power to not have super powers...

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to be a gamer

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The power to see through glass

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

32% Levitation.

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to repel women.

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

Pointless Super Powers