The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!