The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to like this power

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!