The ability to part...hair.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!