The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!