The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!