The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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to make asians smart

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!