The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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hello

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!