Being a Spice Girl

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The power to see into the present

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!