The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to have a power.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to create shit

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!