the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to eat edible things.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!