- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to think of the worst superpower.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to die at will.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers