- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to f**k your family all at once

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

The power to scare female plants.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The power to look TV

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

to die when you are happy

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

Pointless Super Powers