The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!