- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to die at will

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to speak brail.

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

The power life like a hermit.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

the power to fail at everything you

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to die everytime you pee

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

Pointless Super Powers