The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to see through windows!

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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wast your time on the computer

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!