The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to fail

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the ability to smell sounds

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!