power to kill dead ppl.

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power to fly...backwards.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to only tell the truth

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A good Kisser

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!