the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to be your self

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!