A power level of under 9000.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The Power to die at will

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to see forever

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!