The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!