The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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penis

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to be missed when present.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!