The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!