The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to create another human

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!