- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see the present.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to see John Cena.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The power to have any pointless power you want

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

Pointless Super Powers