the power to jizz money

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The power to become black!

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to eat food

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!