The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!