The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to fart flames

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!