Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!