The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to breathe

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to fail

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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power to eat through your but

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!