The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Stop clapping

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!