- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to eat ass.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

The power to only make burnt toast

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to be buried at sea

the power to fart in 7 different colors

The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to be distracted with grea

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

the ability to die without any control

Pointless Super Powers