The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!