The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to kill yourself

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to change your mind

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Grass eating

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power die if you think.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!