the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!