The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to breath at will.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to eat ass.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to be buried at sea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!