The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to become retarded

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to light glue on fire.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!