The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to have hindsight.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to like this power

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!