- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

the power to seduce hats

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

the power to see through water.

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to get your comment 1st

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

Pointless Super Powers