the power to see the present.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Being a freemason

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!