The power to transform into air.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to breathe

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The power to grow one wing

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to die

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!