The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!