the ability to enjoy school

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!