THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

the power to turn into a bucket of water

the power to never have to fill out captchas

50% invisibility while farting.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

the power to walk through unlocked doors

black people

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

the ability to solve paradoxes

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The power to pee poop

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!