Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to clean

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the ability to post here

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!