The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to die.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to vote

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!