- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

The power to think.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

the power to make plants grow slightly faster

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

the power to commit crime.

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to slow down time while you are at school

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

Pointless Super Powers