The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The power to switch your right and left ears.

the power to see through water.

The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The power to pee out blue

The power to eat soap.

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to die on command

The power to look at yourself in third person

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to sweat soup.

The ability to understand women!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!