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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair
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The power to change the shape of any object at will
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The power to uncontrollably go blind
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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.
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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song
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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.
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The power to die when u drink bleach
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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.
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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.
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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!
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The power to have bad luck!
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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.
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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek
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the power to summon 10 ants every week
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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.
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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.
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The ability to smell colors.
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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died
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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.
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The power to eat soap.
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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore
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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.
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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds
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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!