The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to poke

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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to make asians smart

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Being able to fly in place.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power of Being stupid

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!