The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to vote

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to die early.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!