The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!