the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be born.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to see through glass

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!