- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to lose the remote.

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to look TV

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

to make asians smart

Pointless Super Powers