The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to see through pastry..

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!