- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose the remote.

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The power to see through air.

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The ability to smell with your hands

the power to not have power

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

the power to lose your power at will

Pointless Super Powers