- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Lactokinesis

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

power to see through glass doors

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

the ability to fly- but only indoors

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The power to give your wife rights

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

Pointless Super Powers