The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!