The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!