See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to wear crocs.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!