- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power to breath while under a container of water

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power of Being stupid

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to die at will

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

Pointless Super Powers