captain obvious

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!