the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to go part way through walls

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to see the present.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!