The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to die on command

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!