The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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levi Hahne is gay

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!